What do you get if …

• Q What do you get if you cross a motorway with a zebra?
  A A road accident
• Q What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
  A A bricklayer
• Q What do you get if you cross a cow with a duck?
  A Cream quackers
• Q What do you get if you cross a monster with a pig?
  A Large pork chops
• Q What do you get if you cross a dog with a vegetable?
  A A jack brussel
• Q What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
  A Lumpy milkshakes
• Q What do you get if you cross a bear with a kangaroo?
  A A fur coat with pockets
• Q What do you get if you cross a zebra with a pig
  A Striped sausages
• Q What do you get if you cross an elephant with a goldfish?
  A Swimming trunks
• Q What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
  A A huge brush
• Q What do you get if you cross an elephant with a flea?
  A Lots of worried dogs
• Q What do you get if you cross a bee with a tube of glue?
  A A stick insect
• Q What do you get if you cross a chicken with some whisky?
  A Scotch eggs
• Q What do you get if you cross a cat with bandages?
  A A first aid kit