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• Q What do you call a man with a government subsidy?
  A Grant
• Q What do you call a French man holding a pole?
  A Voltaire
• Q What do you call a girl on the horizon?
  A Dot
• Q What do you call a man with debts?
  A Owen
• Q What do you call a man with three planks on his head
  A Edwood Woodwood
• Q What do you call a man with a shovel?
  A Dug
• Q What do you call a woman with a tile on her head?
  A Ruth
• Q What do you call a man who makes your house warm?
  A Pete
• Q What do you call a man with a long nose?
  A Bill