Arab student to father

“Dear Father,
London is okay and I’m trying to blend in but I’m a little embarrassed arriving at the university in my gold Ferrari when everyone else travels in by train.

Your loving son, Aamir”

The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail:

“Dearest Son,
I have transferred ten million UK pounds to your account. Please stop embarrassing us and get yourself a train also.”

The C-Nile Virus

Even the most advanced anti-virus programs cannot stop this virus. It affects those who were born prior to 1970.

  1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
  2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
  3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
  4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
  5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
  6. Causes you to hit ‘send’ before you’ve finished.
  7. Causes you to hit ‘delete’ instead of ‘send’.
  8. Causes you to hit ‘send’ when you should have hit ‘delete’.

It’s called the C-NILE virus.