Arab student to father
“Dear Father,
London is okay and I’m trying to blend in but I’m a little embarrassed arriving at the university in my gold Ferrari when everyone else travels in by train.
Your loving son, Aamir”
The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail:
“Dearest Son,
I have transferred ten million UK pounds to your account. Please stop embarrassing us and get yourself a train also.”
The C-Nile Virus
Even the most advanced anti-virus programs cannot stop this virus. It affects those who were born prior to 1970.
- Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
- Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
- Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
- Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
- Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
- Causes you to hit ‘send’ before you’ve finished.
- Causes you to hit ‘delete’ instead of ‘send’.
- Causes you to hit ‘send’ when you should have hit ‘delete’.
It’s called the C-NILE virus.