What do get if …

What do you get if …

  • Q What do you get if you cross a motorway with a zebra?
    A A road accident
  • Q What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
    A A bricklayer
  • Q What do you get if you cross a cow with a duck?
    A Cream quackers
  • Q What do you get if you cross a monster with a pig?
    A Large pork chops
  • Q What do you get if you cross a dog with a vegetable?
    A A jack brussel
  • Q What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
    A Lumpy milkshakes
  • Q What do you get if you cross a bear with a kangaroo?
    A A fur coat with pockets
  • Q What do you get if you cross a zebra with a pig
    A Striped sausages
  • Q What do you get if you cross an elephant with a goldfish?
    A Swimming trunks
  • Q What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
    A A huge brush
  • Q What do you get if you cross an elephant with a flea?
    A Lots of worried dogs
  • Q What do you get if you cross a bee with a tube of glue?
    A A stick insect
  • Q What do you get if you cross a chicken with some whisky?
    A Scotch eggs
  • Q What do you get if you cross a cat with bandages?
    A A first aid kit

 

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