So he said to me …

So he said to me …

“Shall we try swapping positions tonight?”
So I said to him … “That’s a good idea – you stand by the stove while I sit on the sofa and do nothing.”

“I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put in it.”
So I said to him … “You wear pants don’t you?”

“What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?”
So I said to him … “Turn sideways and look in the mirror!”

Ask a woman …

“How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?”
So she said: “I don’t know; it has never happened.”

“Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?”
So she said: “They already have boyfriends.”

“What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?”
So she said:“A widow.”

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