This year has seen the coldest winter since records began for countries in the northern hemisphere. It’s been so cold that numerous politicians have actually been seen with their hands in their own pockets.
Q. What’s the difference between a flying pig and a politician?
A. The letter F.
A secretary is standing outside the Kremlin as Marshal Zhukov leaves a meeting with Stalin, and she hears him muttering under his breath, “Murderous moustache!”. She runs in to see Stalin and reports, “I just heard Zhukov say ‘Murderous moustache’!”
Stalin dismisses the secretary and sends for Zhukov, who comes back in.
“Who did you have in mind with ‘Murderous moustache’?” asks Stalin.
“Why, Hitler, of course!” came the reply.
Stalin thanks him and turns to the secretary. “And who did you think he was talking about?”