Blonde jokes

Three blondes walk into a building. You’d think one of them would’ve seen it.

Q: What is that one thing that blonds are always waiting for in a bingo game?
A: ‘FREE SPACE’

Q: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?
A: The box said 2-4 years.

Q: Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs into the toilet?
A: To feed the toilet duck.

Q: What do you say to a blonde when you’re stuck for words?
A: Nice tits!

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a circle and tell her to find a corner.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the banana plantation?
A: She discarded all the bent ones.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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